Zodiac jokes
Funny jokes about the zodiac signs
Zodiac signs not only define our characters, but also cause many smiles. Here are some funny zodiac jokes that will make you smile:
Aries
Why do Aries never play hide and seek? Because they mine so fast that no one can find them!
Taurus
What does Taurus say when offered something new? "No thanks, I'm happy in my comfort zone!"
Twins
How do Geminis decide what to wear? "Well, it depends on my mood...I'm twice as stylish today!"
Cancer
Why is Cancer never worried about money? Because he can always count on "love" to support him!
Leo
How does a Leo choose his friends? By virtue of their brilliance!
Virgo
What does a Virgo do when they are upset? Makes a list of things that upset her!
Libra
How do Libras make decisions? They ask themselves, "What will others say?"
Scorpio
Why do Scorpios not like to play cards? Because they always want to know what cards others have!
Sagittarius
How does a Sagittarius plan a vacation? With a list of the places he hasn't visited!
Capricorn
How does a Capricorn decide what to eat? With a strict plan and calories!
Aquarius
Why doesn't Aquarius like to follow rules? Because he is the rule!
Fish
How do Pisces deal with problems? With tears and a lot of imagination!
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